Jorgensen: (to shareholders a bit too loudly) We'll take all their money!
Us: You'll what!
Jorgensen: I didn't say that, I said we'll give you value for your money
Jorgensen: (to shareholders a bit too loudly) We'll rob them blind!
Us: We beg you're pardon?
Jorgensen: Oh I'm sorry, you misinterpreted that, I meant we aren't with holding anything.
Jorgensen: (to shareholders a bit too loudly) We'll kill their grandmothers and steal their kittens!
Us: How dare you threaten my grandmother
Jorgensen: Sorry, big misunderstanding, I meant we'll kill your kittens and kidnap your grandmother.
This play was brought to you by me, not understanding why ANSI class 300 flanges are too big when the pressure could actually get that high and therefore being bored to death.
Sun Tzu's Art of War was a bit of a hard read so I switched to Sun Tzu Jnr's Colouring Book of Tantrums.