I'm all good so I can only assume it's because deep down you're a bad person and you know it.
Adverts are annoying though (the ones that pop out everywhere). I know it's not just you guys, Yahoo has some seriously bad ones but I don't want to feel like I've been violated by an advert, why can't they just sit there all quiet like and let us ignore them should we choose.
An advert that pops out is more likely to get me to actively not buy a product. Apple adverts are horribly awful and arrogant and yet I haven't got a single apple device. Coincidence?
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.